SPOILER ALERT, Revenge fans: Takeda2.0 dies. He is murdered by Aiden after Aiden gives the old screw you to Isaac Newton’s theories and literally stops a samurai sword between his two palms. Mid-blade, no less. Some equally baffled friends of mine have collaborated with me on this project, and we are in the works...
I went to Southern California for 72 hours last month and have been sort of stuck in a rut of consternation ever since trying to figure out why I don’t live there. It all started when I invited myself to a wedding. You see,...
First and foremost, there is a thing called Circus Cats, and from what I can tell from youtubes it is precisely what it sounds like, and it is in town this weekend, and I am already fully booked so I can’t go, and I...
I got my first jury summons since moving to Atlanta. I love jury duty. It really is the best way for a lawyer to see how pointless her function...
I met Matlock on the same day they picked a Pope. I’m pretty sure this was my consolation prize from God to make up for him not picking one...
Against specific warnings from friends that I was making a grievous mistake, I got my hair cut last week by a student at the Paul Mitchell School. This particular...
The AJC reported today that they have arrested a man named Demon Eugene Wilson on suspicion of murder. I’m sorry, but the parents of this person are going to...
The other day I googled, “symptoms of a nervous breakdown.” I am pretty sure that this google query is in-and-of-itself a dispositive symptom that I am in fact...
I can’t even look at Lady Edith without thinking “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” She is such a Jan Brady. Even after her younger sister dies (sidenote: Sybil and Cindy...
Um, should we be worried about, you know, this meteor that shot through Russia this morning? NASA appears relatively unperturbed, and has noted that it’s just Sibera– shit like...
It’s V-Day, mfs! This holiday is not to be confused with the less-known and even less-celebrated VE-Day, which is sometime around cinqo de mayo weekend and involves the World...
Am I the only one who saw this photo on the New York Times site yesterday in connection with the breaking news on North Korea’s terrifying progress of nuclear...
So I’ve been a mite enamored with that Macklemore Thrift Shop song ever since I heard it about a month or two ago (thanks to dear reader, Shannon!). Even...
Life continues to crutch by at a pace normally reserved for animals that carry their homes on their backs. I have now graduated to the one-crutch peg-legging stage of...
I’m not sure where winter went, but I want it back, and I want it dry. It was mid-70′s in the dirty dirty this weekend, which was just disconcerting. ...
I opened my email this morning to find the following new message: Upon seeing the word “colon” being used in a non-grammatical context, I immediately knew I wasn’t interested,...
I have come to the conclusion that there need to be a lot more handicapped parking spots in this city. Particularly to access the condominium complex in which I...
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Comcast delenda est. I commented yesterday on how I’d only had to call Comcast four times in the past six...
